Breaking In Review

Review: Breaking In

Score: D+

Director: James McTiegue

Cast: Gabrielle Union, Billy Burke, Ajiona Alexus, Seth Carr

Running Time: 88 Minutes

Rated: PG-13

Breaking In, a low-budget thriller that never turns its limits into strengths, would love to be compared to Panic Room, Taken or Die Hard, three films it clearly hopes to emulate. But it's so thoroughly stupid and unsurprising that it would be lucky to be compared to a lackluster sequel to the latter two films.

Gabrielle Union, previously shuffled into any number of interchangeable ensemble comedies, gets a lead role as Shaun, a mom headed up to her rich, distant father's remote estate. She's brought her two annoying kids, Jasmine (Ajiona Alexus) and Glover (Seth Carr), to help her pack up the remaining things to get the house ready to sell. While the house has sat empty for a while, she immediately notices things out of place. Soon enough, a quartet of thieves has tied up the kids and has her on the run.

They're there to steal $4 million in cash hidden in a safe, somewhere in this massive house that's basically a fortress, as it's got a high-tech security system. The movie really blows its premise right here, because most of Shaun's tactics involve breaking light bulbs, cutting power or disabling features, all of which miraculously work when she needs to trick one of the bad guys.

There's an air of inevitability to all this, since the movie's only mean enough to kill one accidental visitor, and merely scare the family members. Billy Burke, best known as Bella's dad in the Twilight series, is the only thief who gives anything resembling a decent performance, but it's mostly repeating pat lines like "Find her!" and "We'll do what we have to do to get this money." The other three barely register, and the one Latino in the crew (Richard Cabral) is supposed to be menacing, but mostly elicited laughter from the audience I saw it with.

It's a real downfall for everyone involved, especially writer Ryan Engle, whose three films this year have gotten progressively worse. The Commuter was a solid late-period Liam Neeson movie, and Rampage was almost a good video game adaptation, but Breaking In is a contender for the worst movie of the year so far. And director James McTiegue, who made promising work with the Wachowskis (V for Vendetta, Sense8), can't bring any visual style or sense of space to this closed-quarters thriller. The film even struggles to fill its brief running time, with characters seemingly resurrected or making dumb decisions to pad out the last 15 minutes.

Breaking In could have been a fun, entertaining thriller. But like the huge mansion where it spends most of its runtime, it's basically empty.

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About Kip Mooney

Kip Mooney
Like many film critics born during and after the 1980s, my hero is Roger Ebert. The man was already the best critic in the nation when he won the Pulitzer in 1975, but his indomitable spirit during and after his recent battle with cancer keeps me coming back to read not only his reviews but his insightful commentary on the everyday. But enough about a guy you know a lot about. I knew I was going to be a film critic—some would say a snob—in middle school, when I had to voraciously defend my position that The Royal Tenenbaums was only a million times better than Adam Sandler’s remake of Mr. Deeds. From then on, I would seek out Wes Anderson’s films and avoid Sandler’s like the plague. Still, I like to think of myself as a populist, and I’ll be just as likely to see the next superhero movie as the next Sundance sensation. The thing I most deplore in a movie is laziness. I’d much rather see movies with big ambitions try and fail than movies with no ambitions succeed at simply existing. I’m also a big advocate of fun-bad movies like The Room and most of Nicolas Cage’s work. In the past, I’ve written for The Dallas Morning News and the North Texas Daily, which I edited for a semester. I also contributed to Dallas-based Pegasus News, which in the circle of life, is now part of The Dallas Morning News, where I got my big break in 2007. Eventually, I’d love to write and talk about film full-time, but until that’s a viable career option, I work as an auditor for Wells Fargo. I hope to one day meet my hero, go to the Toronto International Film Festival, and compete on Jeopardy. Until then, I’m excited to share my love of film with you.

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