Review: Hatchet

Score:B-

Director:Adam Green

Cast:Joel David Moore, Tamara Feldman

Running Time:85.00

Rated:R

When a group of Louisiana tourists venture away from the lights and alcohol of Mardi Gras to partake in a haunted swamp tour that tells of local legends, they don't realize that the boat they are riding in is taking them straight to their death. Will the group make it out alive and all in one piece? It won't be as easy as expected.

Okay, so there are two ways to look at this film. The first is as a horror movie, trying to scare the crap out of you, which this movie hardly achieved. Or you can look at it as a parody, paying tribute to the slasher genre that was generated in the 1980s. In this case, the movie is absolute brilliance. So, for the sake of this review we will look at it as if the later was the ultimate goal of the film.

Adam Green has successfully taken viewers back to a time when the horror genre was actually fun and creative; allowing it be become obvious that the genre has done nothing but go down hill. Starting off with an intense kill, the film quickly takes the shape of a film that is on classic B-rated 'frightfest' that you see once a year on Halloween night. The stereotypical B-rate acting and laughable 'scare' scenes provide a fun movie experience for all and Hatchet is no different.

Though the script is very modern, the cinematography, camera angle, and direction style are all that of years ago when the horror/slasher genre was booming and resembled a fun atmosphere with new and creative content.

The film is cheesy, laughable, and about as unscary as you can get; however, that is what it is suppose to be. It is fun, and in the end, that is the most important thing.

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About Stephen Davis

Stephen Davis
I owe this hobby/career to the one and only Stephanie Peterman who, while interning at Fox, told me that I had too many opinions and irrelevant information to keep it all bottled up inside. I survived my first rated R film, Alive, at the ripe age of 8, it took me months to grasp the fact that Julia Roberts actually died at the end of Steel Magnolias, and I might be the only person alive who actually enjoyed Sorority Row…for its comedic value of course. While my friends can drink you under the table, I can outwatch you when it comes iconic, yet horrid 80s films like Adventures in Babysitting and Troop Beverly Hills. I have no shame when it comes to what I like, and if you have a problem with that, then we’ll settle it on the racquetball court. I see too many movies to actually win any film trivia contest, so don’t waste your first pick on me. My friends rent movies from my bookcase shelves, and one day I do plan to start charging. I long to live in LA, where my movie obsession will actually help me fit in, but for now I am content with my home in Austin. I prefer indies to blockbusters, Longhorns to Sooners and Halloween to Friday the 13th. I miss the classics, as well as John Ritter, and I hope to one day sit down and interview the amazing Kate Winslet.

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