'Dancing With the Stars' Crowns its 13th Champion

For those of you who have not been keeping up with the underperforming season thirteen of ABC's popular reality show 'Dancing With the Stars', a new winner was crowned tonight on the season finale.

For those that care, the three finalist were army veteran and former 'All My Children' star J.R. Martinez, Rob Kardashian (I opt not to list any celebrity credits as I can't find any that honestly warranted a mention) and actress/talk show host Ricki Lake.

And without any further ado, the winner of the season thirteen crown is ... J.R. Martinez and professional dance partner Karina Smirnoff.

Rob and his professional partner Cheryl Burke finished second while Ricki Lake and Derek Hough were eliminated in the first part of Tuesday night's season finale.

Now, for the real question ... who will be part of season fourteen's cast?  Right now my money is on Kris Humphries and/or a recent Real Housewife alum.  But who knows, they tend to find the most random of people.  I'd watch if they garnered a real 'star' but the likelihood of that happening is slim to .... no, nevermind, it's just none.